Xan Directive

I am the entertainer. And I know just where I stand, another serenader, and another long-haired band. Today I am your champion, I may have won your hearts. But I know the game, you'll forget my name. And I won't be here in another year, if I don't stay on the charts.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Next thing you know, Ben's gonna be kicking me off...

Let me first say that knowone knows what the capitol of australia is. Ben, i'm sorry but i finally gave into the beast within me. I joined facebook. I'm sorry that i have disapointed you. a few random facts that I have found:

- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
- The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
- A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. (try it sometime.)
- On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily
- There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
- The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before
- The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo
- If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death
- By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot Sink into quicksand
- Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin Look-alike contest
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying
- Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson"
- The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries
- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone
- The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
- The youngest pope was 11 years old - 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
- If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
- In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.*.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
- 60 % of statistics are made up...
- There are more plastic lawn flamingos in the US than real ones
- 2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers (watch out pat!)
- The Roman Catholic Church did not acknowledge that the earth revolves around the sun until the mid 1990’s
- The only word in the English language to contain three back to back double letter combinations is; Bookkeeper
- Pi has been calculated to over 2,260,321,363 digits
- A can of SPAM™ is opened every 4 seconds (im doing it right now)
- A novel with 50,000 words, non of which contained the letter ‘E’ was written by Ernest Wright!
- You consume one tenth (.1) calories when you lick a stamp
- A donkey will sink in quick sand, while a mule will not
- If a word has two consecutive vowels, and both are pronounced, a diaeresis [dy-AIR-ih-sis] is used. Diaeresis are two dots over a vowel. Example: ä or ö. For instance; the word noel. Noel is actualy spelled Noël. This is used in English, though it is not commonly written.
- In 1977, George Willig was fined $1.10 for climbing the World Trade Center building
- There are only 18 countries richer than Bill Gates
- Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names (reminds me of Kentucky)
- The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are useable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies
- A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years thats enough for today

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