Xan Directive

I am the entertainer. And I know just where I stand, another serenader, and another long-haired band. Today I am your champion, I may have won your hearts. But I know the game, you'll forget my name. And I won't be here in another year, if I don't stay on the charts.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

In the fetal position

Bluuueberry muffins
Bluuueberry muffins
Bluuueberry muffins
ONIONS ONIONS
Bluuueberry muffins
Bluuueberry muffins
Bluuueberry muffins
ONIONS ONIONS

Salad, mushrooms, candy corn,
corn, candy, malt liquor, 7-Up,
Fred Meyers,
Jacob and his technicolor dream coat,
couchs, couches, salad, lasagnia,
evil, pickles, rassberry icing,
watches, matches, magic mushrooms,
Jingoism, Limboism,
lots of limboing under a pole,
never say never, never dare to dream,
eat lots of ice-cream,
Jesus, Mohammad,
I can't spell,
nuclear radiation and big hotels,
French fries, music, and nuclear danceing,
what the hell does that mean?
alcohol, fridge's, beatles and bugs
Rocks, socks, and 7 mugs
yahoo, google, ask jeaves, and dog pile,
each person has a certain smell,
8 below, dogs, cats, and mice,
Andy, Fred, and Brice,
Omega, Alpha, Epsilon, Pi,
nothing in common so bye bye bye
N'sync, backstreet boys, and Blue's Clues
X-Men, Power-rangers, Alladin
Rodregiz, Martineze, and Gloria too,
nothing means nothing, and then some for you
ecoli, parkinsons, and jack the ripper
magnits, arm pits, and yucky strippers
Angels in heaven, and satan on earth,
raging hormones from birth
must stop typeing cause this is lame
im going to go lay down and learn my name

2 Comments:

  • At 10:04 PM, Blogger X said…

    if you acctually want to read something entertaining visit a past post:
    http://xandirective.blogspot.com/2005/08/its-called-darwinism.html

     
  • At 2:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That was freakin' AMAZING!

    You made my day, er, night ;-).

     

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